{"product_id":"merry-whatever-holiday-snarky-pen-set","title":"Merry Whatever — Holiday Snarky Pen Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Tis the season to be merry, jolly, festive...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr whatever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis holiday pen set is for anyone who loves the season but isn't necessarily interested in pretending everything is magical all the time. Perfect for surviving holiday shopping, family gatherings, endless to-do lists, and whatever other festive chaos comes your way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach set includes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 colorful pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e featuring:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Merry Whatever”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Dear Santa, Define Good.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Fa La La La Fuck This”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet of 3 colorful pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFun, snarky holiday sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eInk \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ematches the color of each pen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — you can add black or blue ink if you prefer\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for planners, notebooks, journals, work, holiday lists, or everyday note-taking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat gift for the sarcastic holiday lover in your life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes packaged in a clear bag with a bookmark insert\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed to life in our cozy little home studio—otherwise known as the chaos cave where caffeine is practically a food group and new ideas never stop appearing. We design, assemble, and package every set by hand, making sure each saying, every smooth-writing pen, and every bookmark insert is worthy of your stationery collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're making gift lists, planning holiday festivities, journaling, or simply trying to make it through December with your sanity intact, these pens bring a little personality to every page.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMerry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Merry Whatever. Just pass the cookies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🎄🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nocturne Nook","offers":[{"title":"Original Ink (matches the color of the pen)","offer_id":46156644057267,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Add Black Ink","offer_id":46156644090035,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Add Blue Ink","offer_id":46156644122803,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/6915\/2435\/files\/1_f775a58b-4758-40ec-b2f9-b417a2009cb1.png?v=1790981727","url":"https:\/\/nocturnenook.com\/products\/merry-whatever-holiday-snarky-pen-set","provider":"Nocturne Nook","version":"1.0","type":"link"}