Fuck The World, I'm Reading Smut Throw Blanket

Wrap yourself in ultimate comfort and a little sass with our "Fuck the World, I'm Reading Smut" throw blanket. Made from 100% polyester, this soft silk-touch fabric will have you feeling cozy enough to escape into your favorite steamy scenes. Featuring a striking red rose and black lace design, it's the perfect mood setter for a night of guilty pleasures. With sizes 50″ × 60″ or 60″ × 80″, it's great for snuggling solo or with your current book boyfriend. Hypoallergenic, flame retardant, and machine washable—because the only drama in your life should be fictional.

Processing time for blankets is 9 to 15 business days. This timeline could be longer during the holidays. 

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: The blanket is strongly pressed during the printing process and should be washed prior to the first use to regain its form.


Just a heads up, this fabulous product is made especially for you when you hit that order button. That's why it takes a tad longer to reach you. But hey, making things on demand instead of in heaps helps us be eco-friendly and reduce overproduction. Big thanks for making mindful choices when you shop with us! 🌟

Because of variations in shipping locations, blankets are shipped separately from my other products, and unfortunately, gift options are not available at this time. Keep in mind that the colors you see on your screen may differ, as devices and monitors vary.

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Vital Information!

*All our products are uniquely crafted, making returns or exchanges not possible.
*The cancellation window is 12 hours; after this, production begins, and cancellations cannot be accommodated.
*Ensure your address is accurate before placing an order, as changes cannot be made once the order is placed.
*Please be aware that the final product may exhibit variations in placement and color due to the printing process and differences in monitors.
*Accessories featured in promotional pictures are not included.

If any issues arise with your order, please reach out to me. Your satisfaction is our priority.


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