Some people bring solutions.
Some people bring snacks.
And some people bring unnecessary drama.
This snarky pen set is for anyone who has ever wanted to say “please calm down” without actually saying it out loud. Perfect for work, journaling, planning, note-taking, or simply documenting the nonsense happening around you.
Each set includes 3 colorful pens featuring:
- “Calm Down, Karen”
- “Keep Your Drama to Yourself”
- “I’m Not Your Therapist”
✨ Details
- Set of 3 colorful pens
- Snarky sayings for everyday life
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Ink matches the color of each pen — you can add black or blue ink if you prefer
- Perfect for planners, notebooks, journals, work, school, or everyday note-taking
- Great gift for the sarcastic, blunt, or drama-averse person in your life
- Comes packaged in a clear bag with a bookmark insert
Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed to life in our cozy little home studio—otherwise known as the chaos cave where caffeine is practically a food group and new ideas never stop appearing. We design, assemble, and package every set by hand, making sure each saying, every smooth-writing pen, and every bookmark insert is worthy of your stationery collection.
Whether you're making lists, taking notes, journaling, planning your day, or silently wondering “how did this become my problem?”, these pens bring a little personality to every page.
Your drama is valid. It just doesn't have to be mine. 🖤
