For those days when your patience is gone, your back hurts, and people keep testing you.
This sarcastic pen set perfectly captures the daily mood of surviving adulthood with just enough caffeine and dark humor.
Pens included:
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🙃 Disappointed but Not Surprised
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📼 Please Be Patient With Me, I'm From the 1900s
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🤦 Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum
Whether you're making to-do lists, taking meeting notes you'll never read again, or journaling your descent into chaos, these pens are ready for the job.
Product Details
- Set of 3 soft-touch gel pens
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Smooth writing with a 0.7 mm tip
- Default ink matches each pen's barrel color
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Add black or blue ink if you prefer!
- Packaged in a clear protective sleeve with a bookmark-style insert to reduce waste
Perfect For
- Office workers
- Coworker gifts
- Teachers
- Nurses
- Introverts
- People with a sarcastic sense of humor
- Planner addicts
- Journal lovers
- Anyone who's just trying to make it through the day
These pens make the perfect desk accessory for anyone who appreciates a little profanity, a lot of sarcasm, and stationery that understands the assignment.
Because "Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum" is a reasonable daily goal.
Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm.
Thank you for visiting our shop!
Hecmari
