Don't Be A... Pen Set | Funny Sweary Pen | Sarcastic Stationery Gift for Adults | IDGAF Vibes | NSFW Office Supplies | Nocturne Nook Pen Set

For when your last nerve has already been tap-danced on and you need your pens to speak fluent sarcasm and swear fluently.

Introducing the “Don’t Be A...” Pen Set — a bold and unapologetically sweary trio designed for those who don't have time for bullshit and aren't afraid to say it (with style). Whether you're in the office, at home, or just navigating the chaos of daily life, these pens are your new emotional support weapons.

✨ Set Includes:

“Don’t be a dick”

“Don’t be a thunderc*nt”

“Feelin’ kinda IDGAF-ish today”

🖋️ Each .7mm pen writes in smooth, matching ink and comes packaged in a clear bag with a fun insert that doubles as a bookmark — and yes, we rotate those so you don’t get bored (or too many duplicates). You can also choose black or blue ink instead if that's what you prefer!

Perfect for your snarky bestie, your work wife with zero filter, or your own gloriously unbothered self.

Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of F bombs.

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