Nocturne Nook
Funny Sweary Pen Set - Self Care Humor Stationery - Gift For Besties - Office Gift Drink More F. Water
Funny Sweary Pen Set - Self Care Humor Stationery - Gift For Besties - Office Gift Drink More F. Water
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– Selectively Hydrated & Slightly Unhinged Pen Set
Say hello to your new favorite pen set, where snark meets self-care (with a touch of chaos). This trio of pens was made for the selectively polite, the chronically dehydrated, and those of us who treat our mental health like a dropped iPhone—just gently putting it in rice and hoping for the best.
Each set includes:
3 smooth .7mm pens
Color ink that matches the pen barrel
You can also choose for them to have black ink instead!
A reusable packaging insert that doubles as a bookmark (because we love cute + functional)
Pen Sayings:
💧 Drink more fucking water
👀 Selectively polite
📱 gently puts mental health in rice
Perfect for journaling, gifting to your equally unhinged bestie, or reminding yourself to hydrate while spiraling in style.
Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm, and just a sprinkle of F bombs.
Thank you for visiting our shop!
Hecmari
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