Merry Whatever — Holiday Snarky Pen Set

'Tis the season to be merry, jolly, festive...

Or whatever.

This holiday pen set is for anyone who loves the season but isn't necessarily interested in pretending everything is magical all the time. Perfect for surviving holiday shopping, family gatherings, endless to-do lists, and whatever other festive chaos comes your way.

Each set includes 3 colorful pens featuring:

• “Merry Whatever”
• “Dear Santa, Define Good.”
• “Fa La La La Fuck This”

✨ Details

• Set of 3 colorful pens
• Fun, snarky holiday sayings
• Ink matches the color of each pen — you can add black or blue ink if you prefer
• Perfect for planners, notebooks, journals, work, holiday lists, or everyday note-taking
• Great gift for the sarcastic holiday lover in your life
• Comes packaged in a clear bag with a bookmark insert

Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed to life in our cozy little home studio—otherwise known as the chaos cave where caffeine is practically a food group and new ideas never stop appearing. We design, assemble, and package every set by hand, making sure each saying, every smooth-writing pen, and every bookmark insert is worthy of your stationery collection.

Whether you're making gift lists, planning holiday festivities, journaling, or simply trying to make it through December with your sanity intact, these pens bring a little personality to every page.

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Merry Whatever. Just pass the cookies. 🎄🖤