Let’s be honest—you’re not here for boring pens. You’re here for the sarcasm, the snark, and the sweet, sweet validation that yes, the fukery truly never ends.
This snarky 3-pen set includes:
✏️ Don’t Forget to Remember – because you will, and that’s okay.
✏️ Professional Dilly-Dally-er – embrace your talent, it’s a lifestyle.
✏️ The Fukery Never Ends – a daily affirmation for all of us just trying to survive the chaos.
Each pen features a .7mm colored ink tip and writes like a dream—because while the world burns, your notes can still look good.
Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or passive-aggressively leaving on your coworker’s desk.
🖊 Pens come on a cute bookmark-style insert for extra functionality (and less waste)!
Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm, and just a sprinkle of F bombs.
Thank you for visiting our shop!
Hecmari
