You know what’s better than passive-aggressively slamming a drawer at work? These pens.
Introducing your new favorite snarky trio: a pen set that says what your HR-approved face cannot.
Each set includes:
“You are dry humping my last nerve”
“Outward smiles, inward screams”
“Life is short, and so is my temper”
✨ Smooth .7mm tip
✨ Choose from color or all black ink (because we're not monsters)
✨ Comes packaged on a custom-designed insert that doubles as a bookmark
Perfect for:
✔ Your favorite over-it coworker
✔ A gift for that friend who’s always on the edge
✔ You, because you’ve earned it
Whether you're writing to-do lists or death stares in your planner, these pens deliver a daily dose of sass with every stroke.
Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm, and just a sprinkle of F bombs.
Thank you for visiting our shop!
Hecmari
