🔥 Warning: These pens have attitude.
If you’ve ever RSVP’d “yes” to a terrible idea without hesitation, taken a boiling-hot shower like you're prepping for eternal damnation, or whispered “hello darkness” to your coffee every Monday, congrats—you’ve just found your people.
This snarky gel pen set includes:
🖊 “I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell”
🖊 “That’s a terrible idea! What time?”
🖊 “Hello darkness, my old friend”
Details:
✨ Set of 3 gel pens
✨ .7mm smooth-writing ink. Choose from color ink or black ink.
✨ Assorted ink colors (because even chaos deserves variety)
✨ Packaged on a functional bookmark-style insert – less waste, more sass
Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or subtly warning coworkers that HR might not be ready for you.
🎁 Great for:
Coworker gifts
Office secret Santa
Sarcastic besties
Adults who run on caffeine and chaos
Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm.
Thank you for visiting our shop!
Hecmari
