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Tired of pretending to be polite at work? Same. Our Snarky Pen Set is here to say what you're really thinking—so your face doesn’t have to.
This set includes 3 sarcastic pens that’ll make you giggle during your next boring meeting (or at least keep you from rage-quitting).
🖋️ Includes 3 Pens:
"Calm Your Tits"
"I Can't People Today"
"My Patience is Currently on Backorder"
✨ Details:
Set of 3 gel pens
Smooth .7mm tip
Choose from color ink or black ink
Soft-touch barrel for maximum sass delivery
Bookmark-style insert card
💡 Perfect gift for:
Sarcastic coworkers
Burnt-out besties
Office warriors with no chill
You, because obviously
Add a little snark to your stationery stash—you’ve earned it.
Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm, and just a sprinkle of F bombs.
