Your Anxiety is a Lying Hoe – Snarky Pen Set for the Anxiously Fabulous

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and world domination is your lying-ass anxiety. Enter this brutally honest, darkly funny pen set to remind you who's actually in charge (spoiler alert: it’s you!)

✨ This set includes three delightfully dysfunctional pens:

• “Your anxiety is a lying hoe” - a daily affirmation if we’ve ever seen one

• “Effortlessly dysfunctional” - because you're doing great sweetie

• “Dark humor is how I cope” - if sarcasm is your love language, you’re not alone

🖊️ Choose your ink vibe:

• Original Ink (matches the color of each pen, it’s giving ✨aesthetic✨)

• Classic Black

• Chill Blue

💀 Bonus: The insert doubles as a bookmark, so you can mark your place in that spicy book while spiraling in style.

Perfect for anxious baddies, emotionally exhausted gremlins, and anyone who uses humor to survive this trash fire we call life.

Every Nocturne Nook pen set is brewed right in our cozy little home studio—aka the chaos cave where caffeine flows like magic. We design, assemble, and package each set ourselves, making sure every snarky saying and every bookmark insert brings the exact vibe you're looking for. It's all made with love, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of f-bombs.

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